Stinky Cheese Louise
by Paige Hamrock


stinky cheese wheel

My sister Louise weighs 500 pounds and loves to eat anything and everything around.

I'm not picky about what she eats, as long as it's not that oh so stinky cheese! I'll tell her...

I don't mind when you eat 30 pieces of Finger Lickin' Chicken...

or 2 gallons of GREEN GOOP SOUP...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

It doesn't bother me that you eat 10 pieces of SHOO-FLY PIE,

or even 4 large zoo-zye's fries...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

You love to eat Mom's fuzzy-haired pears...

You eat them bare and I don't even care!...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

Sometimes you eat so many peas they're up to your knees Louise!

But that's okay...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

You would travel across the world to eat SWEATY BETTY'S SPAGHETTI...

or even GRAM'S STRAWBERRY JAM...

and that's all fine and dandy...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

You would run through the fog and jump over logs just to catch Mr. Frog's runaway hotdog.

And that doesn't bother me...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

You see lean mean green jumping beans in your dreams, and I don't mind...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

You drop dead for neighbor Ned's PURPLISH-RED bread...

BUT LIKE I SAID...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

For dessert, you love to sink your teeth into some EARTHQUAKE CHOCOLATE CAKE...or a CONGO SNAKE MILKSHAKE...

But for goodness sake...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE LOUISE!

To top it all off, you enjoy washing all your food down with some SILLY GOOSE FRUIT JUICE...

But geeze Louise...
Please oh pretty please...

JUST DON'T EAT THE STINKY CHEESE!

The End

Copyright Paige Hamrock, 2009.

Paige lives in Pennsylvania, USA.

Webmaster's note: Like this poem/story? You should also check out There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly (reviewed on this site) as well as Jon Scieszka's The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales.

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